2010 — 1 May: Saturday — rabbits!

Another midnight has crawled into firing range. Last night's filmic interlude was an overdue watching of one of that day's deliveries...

DVDs

... namely, the Clint Eastwood film "Mystic River". Rather gothic, and (literally) very dark until I tweaked the video brightness from -6 to +6 on the Oppo. The other title (one of my very favouritest films) is a spare copy that has enabled me to pop my original NTSC pressing through Brian's letterbox on my way back from Roger and Eileen. If he doesn't enjoy it I've ordered him to pass it straight on to one of his daughters.

The rest of the evening, when I wasn't eating or tidying up afterwards, has been devoted (if that's the right word) to Ubuntu. Starting by cutting the ISO image to one of the last of the first pack of 50 CD-Rs that Christa bought for me back in the days of my little Shuttle PC1 (an Evesham machine). Yawn. G'night.

Dull but dry

And a chuffa puffed past a few minutes ago. It's a very evocative sound akin, I suppose, to Proust's bit of cake. Right. Cuppa on hand; let's see what this latest day has to offer. I'm predicting software-induced suffering — we shall see.

Military Intelligence

You have to gasp at the workings of the military mind. US children need to be thinned down lest they stop being readily available as cannon fodder. I would have thought there are many better reasons to wish to improve child nutrition. (Source.)

As for dating by blood type... gimme a break! (Source.) Virginity restoration? (Source.) And Hawking worries about what aliens would make of us?2 Clean out the irrational human infestation and use the planet to grow themselves food, if they have any sense. (Source.)

Despite assurances...

... from m'learned friend over in his bungalow that "it's too early for wasps" two more have diced with death by entering the study, and one the bathroom. My kill rate remains high. Meanwhile, having eventually uncovered a checksum integrity failure on my initial CD, though not on the downloaded ISO image, I'm now using a different PC and burning process. Two down, two to go...

LAN

It strikes me as a bit rich to cut a CD on the same machine that's going to be re-lobotomised by it, but I may well end up doing so. Such good fun. It's 12:10 and still dry out there. [Pause] That didn't last, but the shower has stopped. And my little walk down to the newsagent to get the Radio Times I forgot to buy this week was made entirely between raindrops.

Five or so Stephan Micus albums later and including a break for a healthy lunch (!) and interspersed with reminding myself of the beautifully clearly-written essays in Richard Dawkins' A Devil's Chaplain it appears I now have a fully-working basic Ubuntu server with (initially) just LAMP, Open SSH, and Samba all sitting idly waiting for me to feed them something meaningful to do. Here, for example, is the web server:

Apache

So, next task: find out how to upload3 my data to it for serving out to my little LAN. What larks, heh Pip? I must say, once you get past checksum failures the whole installation process is hardly a strain on the brain. Meanwhile, I had to stop Mr Postie from trying to shovel this through the letter box...

BD

Although US Zone A4 Blu-rays come in thinner cases it was still a forlorn endeavour. Excellent film, by the way. It's way past time (14:49) for my next cuppa.

What...

... is the sane reaction to this?

Bones

  

Footnotes

1  That one died on me after a couple of years but I haven't had the heart to chuck it out yet. Indeed, I'm only just at the point of chucking out the Tiny PC (an Intel 80286-based PC/AT clone the size of a house brick) that I bought for Christa during a 1990 Acorn show up in the smoke.
2  I love this quote: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet." Now that's what I call understatement, Christa! :-)
3  I can login to the server from an XP box, and navigate to the location of the HTML web material in var/www. But can I add stuff, or edit stuff, or delete stuff? Don't be silly — that would be far too simple. "Permission denied" every step of the way. It's my server, dammit! Research will continue after a nice hot bath and, just maybe, a film and/or a cuppa. Or maybe even a stiff drinkie. I have to observe (not quite for the first time) that about 99.9% of the Ubuntu documentation I've skimmed so far seems to concern itself with the desktop and the end user rather than the tyro server admin chap.
4  Put the Oppo Blu-ray player in standby; hold down the blue button on the remote until the device beeps; press "1" for Zone A. Done. (Slightly quicker and easier than configuring Ubuntu.)